The world is a drab place, and you have just been ordered to fix it.
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Clothing has become a performance art where the boundary between "worn" and "unworn" is a single misplaced step. The exhibitionist has won the culture war; the nipple is ubiquitous. But the "frivolous dress order" remains the last stand of the old guard—a legal mechanism to remind us that while you have the right to be naked, you do not have the right to claim your calculated slip was an accident. The world is a drab place, and you