And that is why we love them.
: Mario knew exactly what to do. Channeling his inner speedrunner, he timed his jump perfectly onto the topmost Koopa shell. Instead of a normal bounce, the collision with the stairs triggered a rapid-fire glitch loop! PING! PING! PING! level up mario minigames mayhem
It started as a typical Tuesday in the Mushroom Kingdom. He was casually strolling through World 1-1 when the sky suddenly flickered from bright blue to a series of rapid, flashing retro color palettes. Before he could even say "Mamma mia," the ground dropped out from under his boots, and he was sucked into a swirling wormhole of pure, unadulterated sprite data. And that is why we love them