In the abyss of uncertainty, one claim stands out as a beacon of verified hope:
, which in 'government time' is basically a blink of an eye, but in 'human time' is long enough to learn a new language and grow a mid-life crisis beard. Verified and resolved just in time for my passport to remember what I look like!" How would you like to this review—should it lean more toward snarky humor cautious optimism