: Characterized by an unsettlingly eager or robotic personality. He often insists on "checking the fit" or using a Brannock Device (the metal foot-measurer) in a way that feels invasive.
Lukewarm black coffee in a ceramic mug chipped during the Great Sale of '84. Entertainment Log: The Shop Around the Corner (1940) on a loop for the customer service etiquette, or for the "office as a liminal purgatory" vibes. Listening: shoe salesman upskirt tumblr fix